There
are now 6 billion humans
Give or take a guy or two, an'
Something tells me that's enough for just one
earth
I suggest we should be prudent
While we're in a global mood, an'
Take a stab at preventing even one more birth
So fellas, let's be brave
I know we can behave
With the interests of our planet paramount
'Cause it's time to face the knife
And prevent another life
Let's stand up and go down for the count
Take your cuts like a man
It's advantageous for the planet
Set your sights on doing right with confidence
You will be a bloody hero
When your sperm count drops to zero
As for sex, you might find there's not a vas
deferens
So check out several surgeons
To confirm that they're not virgins
At a delicate procedure such as this
Get a guy who's work is nice
'Cause when it's time to slice
You'll feel better if your surgeon's not amiss
Now it doesn't take a genius
Just a body with a penis
And it won't take any drugs that you don't like
And it doesn't take a rabbi
But you'd better take a cab
I don't expect that you'll be going home by bike
It's not like cutting out your heart
Or any other pumping part
And not as bad as severing an arm
And I'd gladly go and do it
If I weren't allergic to it
Besides, I'm sure that one kid more like me would
do no harm
So come on, guys, be brave
I know you can behave
With the interests of the planet paramount
Yes, you'll all be bloody heroes
When you sperm counts drop to zeros
So stand up and go down for the count
-- 10, 9
Yes, stand up -- 8, 7
And go down -- 6, 5
For the count -- 4, 3, 2, 1...ouch! |
