If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball
and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life
without even considering if there are men on base.~Dave Barry (1947 - )
When he's late for dinner and I know he must be either having an affair or
lying dead in the street, I always hope he's dead. ~Judith Viorst
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. ~Mark Twain
Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy,
fat women. ~Marion Smith