The
Osama Tapes
Selections
from Osama bin Laden's most recent videotape, translated from Arabic into
English, English to Swahili, Swahili to Chinese, and from Chinese back
into English.
Helen's
Autobiography
Hell
is for Gumshoes
Letters
to Helen
The
First Post-Execution Interview
with
Timothy McVeigh
The
First Interview with the
WTC
Terrorists in Hell
Quotes
from Hell
Country
Songs from Hell
Ode
to the Group of 8
Artificial
Pain
The
Ballad of Chandra Levy
The
Ballad of Peter Bart
The
Anchor
Rehab
Rockers
Garth
Brook's Lament
Democracy
and Democrats
Prisoner
of War
I
Can't Tell the Difference
Taking
the Fifth
If
I Had a Hundred Million
The
Winter Olympics in Hell
Everyone's
a Suspect
Someone
Tell Me What to Do
It's
an Honor Just to be Nominated
Don't
Take Away My Porn
Put
That in Your Pipe Bomb and Smoke It
Surf
Song from Hell
North
Alliance Girls
Rap Songs
from Hell
He's
Evil
Everybody's
Problem
I
like Being Senile (The Pope's Song)
Patriotic
Song from Hell
The
Terrorist Anthem
Punk
Songs from Hell
Johnny
Walker
Artificial
Face (Mark Tatum's Lament)
Rumba
from Hell
The
Anti-Taliban in Tora Bora
Children's
Songs from Hell
Never
Go Anywhere
Without
Your Molecules
War
on Terror (Frere Jacques)
Forgive
Me Father for You Have Sinned
Love
Song from Hell
You
Give In To Me
Scientific
Love Song from Hell
Genetic
Fingerprints
Millionaire's
Love Song from Hell
Keep
it All for Me
Blues
Song from Hell
I
Ain't Pulling Out
PAST COLUMNS
2002
