Duct tape is like The Force: It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.
Schwartzenegger becomes governor of California, Sharon and Arafat shake hands, the Cubs win the World Series, and God says: "OK folks, that's a wrap!"
Two wrongs don't make a right...but three do. (From a song by 2Nu)
Some quotes I used to have hanging in my old office cubicle:
If you care about it, don't leave it here.
Use other door.
Go away--my brain is full.
Disgruntled employee of the month.
Your IQ must be this high to enter. (Included a picture of Einstein).