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Spongebob

SB: This isn’t your regular old darkness…this is advanced darkness.

SB: It’s not just a boulder. It’s a rock!

Krabs: It’s not the end of the world, lad.
SB: Yes it is!

Squidward: That isn’t art, it’s just annoying!

Fairly Odd Parents

Wanda: Adult humans can’t just point and click their way to a better job, it just doesn’t work that way.
Cosmo: Yeah, and we all know college doesn’t work either.

Cosmo: Well, you lived a good life, right?
Timmy: I’m only ten!
Cosmo: I said good, not long.

Wanda: We’re fairies, not psychics.
Cosmo: Yeah, I can’t even read my own mind…..Nope, still nothing!

Cosmo: Look at me! I’m seaworthy! Look at the size of my poopdeck!

Simpsons

Homer: My pockets hurt.

Apu: I cannot believe you won’t shut up!

Marge: Haven’t you ever noticed that John seems rather…festive?

Lovejoy: …it doesn’t matter whether your Catholic, Protestant or miscellaneous.
Apu: It’s Hindu, and there are 40 million of us.
Lovejoy: Well that’s just super.

Ralph: Hi, Lisa! Hi, Principal Skinner! Hi, Supernitendo Chalmers!

Homer: D’oh!
Marge: A deer!
Lisa: A female deer!

Homer: Geez, I can’t believe he actually wrote ‘diddly’!
Marge: Well that was thoughtful.

Marge:…Playboy magazine, condoms, fireworks…I don’t know what you have in mind for tonight, Homer, but count me out!

Family Guy

Brian: Hey, whose leg do I have to hump to get a dry martini around here?

Brian: She’s an annoying little runt isn’t she?
Lois:  
Brian: What? I said runt.

Futurama

Professor: My goodness, Bender, you’re filthy!
Bender: Yeah, like your head isn’t full of crap!

MOVIES

X-Men

Cyclops: Wait, how do we know it’s you?
Wolverine: You’re a dick.
Cyclops: Okay.

Rogue: Where am I supposed to go?
Wolverine: Don’t know.
Rogue: Don’t know or don’t care?
Wolverine: Pick one!

Wolverine: You actually go out in public in these suits?
Cyclops: Would you prefer yellow spandex?

Wolverine: Go ahead, read my mind.
Jean Grey: I don’t think so.
Wolverine: Why not? Afraid you might like it?

Wolverine: It certainly is a big round room.

MIB

J: When do I get one of them flashy thingys?
K: Not until you grow up.

K: No ma’m we’re from the FBI, we don’t have a sense of humor that we are aware of.

J: Captain America here—the best of the best of the best, sir, with honors! He’s just so excited and he has no idea why we’re all here. heh-heh That just struck me as funny…y’all ain’t laughing though.

J: You do know that Elvis is dead, right?
K: He’s not dead, he just went home.

 

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