A man was blissfully driving along the highway,
when he saw the Easter Bunny
hopping across the middle of the road.
He swerved to avoid hitting the bunny,
but unfortunately the rabbit jumped
in front of his car and was hit.

The basket of eggs went flying all over the place.
Candy, too.  The driver,
being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover,
pulled over to the side of the road,
and got out to see what had become
of the bunny carrying the basket.
Much to his dismay, the bunny was dead.

The driver felt guilty and began to cry.
A woman driving down the same
highway saw the man crying on the shoulder of the road
and pulled over.  She stepped out of her car
and asked the man what was wrong.

"I feel terrible," he explained.
"I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny and
killed him.  There may not be an Easter because of me.
What should I do?"

The woman told the man not to worry;
she knew exactly what to do.
She went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can.
She walked over to the limp little bunny
and sprayed the entire contents of the can
onto the furry animal.
Miraculously, the Easter Bunny came back to life
(how's that for a resurrection?),
jumped up, picked up the spilled eggs and candy,
waved its paw at the two humans
and hopped on down the road.

50 yards away the Easter Bunny stopped,
turned around, waved, and hopped on down
the road another 50 yards, turned and waved again.
Another 50 yards further,
the bunny turned and waved again!!

The man was astonished.
He said to the woman, "What in Heaven's name
is in your spray can?"
The woman turned the can around so the man could
read the label.

It said "Hair Spray---
Restores life to dead hair---
Adds Permanent Wave."

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