Damn Pigs!

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days,
you would have produced enough sound energy
to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it!)

If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months,
enough gas is produced to
create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure
when it pumps out of the body to
squirt blood 30 feet.

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
(In my next life I want to be a pig!)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Still not over that pig thing!)

Humans and dolphins are the only species
that have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)

On average people fear spiders
more than they do death.

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmm.....)

You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

Americans on the average eat
18 acres of pizza everyday.

Every time you lick a stamp,
you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.

You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork
than by a poisonous spider.

Right-handed people live, on average,
nine years longer than
left-handed people do.
(If you're ambidextrous do you split the difference?)

In ancient Egypt, Priests plucked every hair from their bodies,
Including their eyebrows and eyelashes.

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight,
can pull 30 times its own weight
and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of...?)
(Did the gov't pay for this research??)

Polar bears are left handed.
(Who knew....?,Who cares!)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
That makes the catfish #1 for the
animal having the most taste buds.

The flea can jump 350 times its body length.
It's like a human jumping the
length of a football field.

A cockroach will live nine days without it's head,
before it starves to death.
(Creepy!)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate
while its head is attached to its body.
The female initiates sex by ripping the males head off
("Honey, I'm home.  What the....")

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(In my next life I still want to be a
pig... quality over quantity!)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Oh, geez!)

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

A cat's urine glows under a blacklight.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that too!)

After reading all these, all I can say is..."Damn Pigs"!!!
 

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