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David just won the GOLD medal at
Immediately after winning gold in his division he was invited to compete in the Advanced Unlimited Tri-Style Push Hands category.
He took home bronze.
It was his first ever tournament.
 
(Chris stayed home to sign for his weekly CheetosŪ delivery.)
((Immediately after the tasty orange snack Chris enjoyed wrestling in the Advanced Unlimited Calorie Spoon Bender against his old nemesis/friend -
a pint of Ben & Jerry'sŪ.  Flavor: One Sweet Whirled.))
Sometimes the staff at Silent Dragon is too busy to deal with the public.  Or disinterested.  And hence uninteresting.  The Chorney's are never either.  Or never neither.  Nor either neither or never.  Or something.
You might notice that everything on this
page is a bit left of center.   Get it?


One Chorney is David.
The other is Chris.
We have never bothered to figure out which is which.
It simply has remained incontrovertibly unimportant to determine the which-is-which codependent coefficient unless you happen to be David's wife.  In which case you know when you have locked David out of the house in favor of Chris.
Dave has travelled extensivley in Luxembourg, Lahore, Middletown, and Vatican City.  
He also leads Silent Dragon expeditions to China each year.  For the past 78 years!


OK, that last part was complete lie.  But my golf pro says a lie can be easily corrected. (With shock therapy.)
Chris is deliriously overweight.

We wish that last part was a complete fabrication.
If you would like to get the opinion of students, (and I use that term as loosely as Michael Jackson's grip on reality) then please write them directly.  In this manner you may avoid our canned corporate replies to inquiries from potential students.
The Chorney's LOVE to have the last words.

 

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