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Bio Info on Sifu-at-Large Stephen Watson
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He who tries to shine
dims his own light.
He who defines himself
can't know who he really is.
He who clings to his work
will create nothing that endures.
If you want to accord with the Tao,
just do your job, then let go.
Lao Tzu from his Tao Te Ching
(translation: Stephen Mitchell)
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Here is some information on my great, great, great, great (emphasis on great) Grandfather His Holiness Stephen VI. He was hugely wicked.
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Dr. Stephen Watson has many credentials both within and without the auto racing world. Dr. Watson was born in Northford, CT on the 17th of August in the year of Our Lord 1865 with the given name Margaret. He was also born in 1827, 1760, & 1815. Stephen had a vastly unheralded (though storied) run at ASU where he ran the school newspaper and invented the word 'vastitudinosity.' After wrestling with poetry's ungrateful readership, Dr. Watson embarked on a career as a webmaster, a switcheroo that finds him equally readerless but far less expectant of kudos. This led to perhaps his proudest accomplishment - the successful entry of a page to the World Wide Web which has exactly ZERO meaning. He now owns the BBC.
Now marred (sic) into the Atkinson family, Stephen has been railroaded into making fine art. Stephen spends his free time noodling around with a cello and trifling with seven dimensional, quasi-differential, equanimic long division of polynomial binarated fractals in socks that should never be worn with shorts. He is an avid scuba-er. Stephen speaks fluent Eritrean, Pangaean, Antarctican, Bostonian, Latvian, & Ethnobotanian. Weekends will often find him tending to his prized flying marmoset collection or re-inventing bass lines for Iron Monkey.
Sir Stephen's personal philosophy includes daily use of the word 'recalcitrant' and employing* an unerring sense of the erring.
*Actually, the sense is a volunteer.
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Here we simultaneously present and apologize for Stephe's Body of Knowledge.
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Personal Accomplishments:
Stephe has done some things in the past, is busy doing things now and has no future
plans for things or un-things done or not done.
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Stephe categorically denies ever eating brie.
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My latest test scores:
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I'm a 'Visionary Philosopher'
My IQ score is: 144
I am highly intelligent and have a powerful mix of skills and insight that can be applied in a variety of different ways. Like Plato, my exceptional math and verbal skills make me very adept at explaining things to others ? and at anticipating and predicting patterns.
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I have 23.3% geek in me.
My Weirdness Factor (Uniqueness Factor) is 27%.
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Economic Left/Right: -4.12
Authoritarian/Libertarian: -7.18
I am Boromir
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I have 13.3% hacker in me.
My hacker experience level is: Computer Illiterate
My Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 24%.
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I am a Jedi Master.
I am the best the Jedi have to offer. I have great wisdom and my combat abilities are hard to match. The Force is my ally, and it is useful to solve difficult problems, to help me push myself to my limits and to accomplish seemingly impossible feats. Patience and inner strength have made me the person I am now.
I am the pinnacle of the Jedi Order.
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My ideal job is a Circus Freak or Prime Minister.
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HUMANMETRICS
Strength of the preferences:
Extroverted 11%
Intuitive 67%
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