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Skiddin'
Skiddin' with the jim-jams
Oblivious, lumpish and lucid
Whiskey-rationed booze blossoms
On my flaccid face
My reflection revealed
With a glowing juice triangle
In search for the next session
Looking in the parks
And in the alleys
The taste of ice-cold bitters
Now I know I'm a DT delinquent
Delirium derelict
With a tremens obsession
I'm glad
Now I know I'm a DT delinquent
A sodden lump of clay
Looking like a comatose
Mangled mannequin
It's snoozing on the bench and
It's lounging in the streets
Longing for a sofa
For a sofa and a TV
Sofa and a TV
Sofa and a TV...
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Hippy Fascists
Wolfgang! Where's the Jagermeister?
We marched through the '60s
To a radical beat
But hey, a family's got to eat
So we moved to the suburbs
Where the lawns are neat
And there ain't no folks
Like we were
I traded the van for a Volvo
And debts that revolve, oh
No burning bras
Now we need them
And it's interest for incense
Junk bonds for beads
We'll squeeze the poor
To stretch our tweeds
I've paid my dues and want my cake!
Zoot alors! Mon Dieu!
Let them eat weeds!
Chorus: Look hip, act straight
Sell out man
The money's great
Peace! Love!
Let's go to the bank!
Yippee, we're hippy fascists!
Just nuke the whales
Or better yet, beach 'em
The hungry, they can eat blubber
Let's write a grant and
Underpay to teach 'em
A penny saved is one for me
Our great society was
The folly of youth
It's each for himself
If you must know the truth
So put down your guitars
And stub out that dope
Earning, not learning
Is our great green hope
And take those punks
With their rap and chains
Rivets in their ears
Racket in their brains
Let's shave their little heads
And load 'em on trains
A final solution is better than none
(Chorus)
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Velva 'n' Soda
Hey good lookin', get over here!
I'll bring the Velva
I'll bring the soda
I'll bring the guitars
And you bring the neckties
We'll stamp our feet
And jam on some songin'
At the Velva 'n' soda
Necktie party
Chorus: Velva 'n' soda Necktie party
We're off to one!
Velva 'n' soda Necktie party
We'll find a shady spot
Forget about the guitars
We'll chug a lot of Velva
With a little bit of soda
Now if you mess with the Velva
You can tie that necktie tight
At the Velva 'n' soda
Necktie party
(Chorus)
Three parts Velva
to one part soda
Velva 'n soda
Three parts Velva
to one part soda
Velva 'n soda
Tie that necktie tight
Tie it tight
Splash it on, splash it down
Velva 'n soda
Tie that necktie tight
Tie it tight
Splash it on, splash it down
Velva 'n soda
We're off to one!
Velva 'n soda, Velva 'n soda
Necktie party
A necktie party!
Velva 'n soda, Velva 'n soda
Tie that necktie tight
Tie it tight
Splash it on, splash it down
Velva 'n' soda necktie party
We're off to one!
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